Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?

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Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?

| Baby jokes

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin'

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Did you hear about the blonde who

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?'

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What is hail

| Weather jokes

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

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Why did a anowman send his father to

| Snowman jokes

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.