When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
| Political jokes
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
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Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the
| Religious jokes
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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A New York City yuppie moved to the
| Farmer jokes
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. "That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean b
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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
| Computer jokes
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: "Did you c
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Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn’t be!