Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed
| Blonde jokes
Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.
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Q: Why were there
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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What is dry on the outside, filled with water
| Fishing jokes
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
| Dog jokes
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for “incredible TV offers” on late night television.