Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
| Birthday jokes
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.
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Who's aardvark's favorite male
| Aardvark jokes
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
| Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
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Why wouldn't the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
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Why did the gray whale go on a
| Various animal jokes
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. ‘Am I too late for the garbage ?’ she called. ‘No,’ replied one of the men, ‘jump right in !