Two small time thieves had been sent by the
| Criminal jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impati
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
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Old Farmer
| Marriage jokes
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a
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Customer: Why did
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
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This blonde and her boyfriend
| Dirty jokes
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!