What do you call the ring that worms leave round
| Bath jokes
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
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There was an old man
| Old age jokes
There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day at the home, he sp
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Before performing a baptism, the priest
| Religious jokes
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.
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Why do you need a driver's licence to
| Answer me this jokes
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”