What flavors of ice cream
| Restaurant jokes
What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vani
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
| Cannibal jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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How many biologists does
| Biologist jokes
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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What's a cow's
| Humor jokes
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
| Gorilla jokes
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?” “I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi… Darn! There goes another one!”