What did the dog say to the pig?
| Dog jokes
What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.
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What did they call the canary that flew into the
| Bird jokes
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
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Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
| Humor jokes
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Waiter, there is
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!