Mum: From now on your going to have free
| Children jokes
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
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What dog wears a white coat and does science
| Dog jokes
What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
| Rabbit jokes
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Have you ever seen a duchess?
| Letter jokes
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !