In the construction
| Lawyer jokes
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
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Q: How many alto sax
| Music jokes
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. “Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?” “Well, yes,” acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, “but I couldn’t help it.” “Couldn’t help it?” asked the lawyer derisively. “How’s that?” “Mr. Evans deceived me.” “Exactly what do you mean?” “See, when we signed in,” she explained, “he told the motel clerk I was his wife.”