There's a brunette standing in the
| Blonde jokes
There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, "Sure." So the two jump up and down counting "57, 57, 57." Suddenly,
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Q. Why do men buy electric
| Men jokes
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
| School jokes
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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What do you call a sleeping
| Cow jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
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What is the best advice to give a worm?
| Various animal jokes
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, “I only build coffins now.”