A psychiatrist visited a
| Marriage jokes
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who
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What part of a football ground is never the
| Sport jokes
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
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A couple of pigeons made a
| Bird jokes
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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Did you hear about the new shark food
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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Why did the mexicans fight so
| Ethnic jokes
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, “Guess who?” The controller switched the field lights off and replied, “Guess where!”