Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Wheres the car? asked Professor
| Car and train jokes
Wheres the car? asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."
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What is worse than a
| Dog jokes
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.
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Why did the dog say he was an
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”