What did the spider say when he broke his new

Did you hear about the pig who tried to

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it

| School jokes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

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Teacher : Give

| School jokes

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

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How do bulls drive their cars?

| Cow jokes

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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Did you hear about the Penn State professor

| College jokes

Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !