Army Retirement
| Vietnamese
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G
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The little kid sat on the side of the road
| Fishing jokes
The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many have you caught?" "You're the tenth this morning," was the reply.
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A little girl climbed
| Hair and bald jokes
A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. "Did god make you?", she asked. "yes" he answered. "did god makeme, to?" she wondered. "yes", he replied. "well, she shrugged,
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What did the vampire call his
| Teeth jokes
What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the
| Elephant jokes
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.