Teacher: Did your parents help you
| School jokes
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
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How do you stop a dog smelling ?
| Dog jokes
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !
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What happened to the little frog who sat on
| Telephone jokes
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
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How does a vampire clean his house?
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !