Where did vampires go to first in America?
| Vampire jokes
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken
| Internet jokes
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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What do you call a guard
| Humor jokes
What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
| Apple jokes
Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
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Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of
| Dog jokes
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?” “Certainly,” the young executive says. He turns the machine on, inserts the paper, and presses the start button. “Excellent, excellent!” says the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”