What's a mouse's favourite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
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There were three explorers, hiking through what
| Ethnic jokes
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." "Okay," said the third, "I'll go fir
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What is another word for a python
| Snake jokes
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What do you call a blonde with two brain
| Blonde jokes
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
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What do you get if King Kong sits on
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
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Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.