This 85 year old couple, having been
| Heaven and hell jokes
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with
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Titus was on a
| Idiot and fool jokes
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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A prisoner at
| Criminal jokes
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. "When yo
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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
| Witch jokes
How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
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Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head for two days !