How can you tell that
| Old age jokes
How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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Two ladies were hanging out together and one
| Marriage jokes
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away." The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a million
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I want a hair cut please.
| Hair and bald jokes
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
| Easter jokes
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!