Two paratrooper
| Military jokes
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
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It was about a month
| Religious jokes
It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every w
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What did one car muffler say to the
| Car and train jokes
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,
| Military jokes
Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."
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With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called “Marriage Anonymous.” Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.