Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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A man who was very
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "
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What is the difference
| Dirty jokes
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Women need a reason to have
| Dirty jokes
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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Jett was trying to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ah'm gonna save it!"
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Stewardess” “Yes, Sir?” “I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can’t sleep.” “Captain, shut up and land the plane.”