Category Archives: Men jokes
Men are like government bonds.
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like bike
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes … Continue reading
Men don’t
Men don’t get lost; they discover alternative destinations.
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
This man says to his friend,” I stopped
This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”
A neighbor of
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will. He … Continue reading