A woman entered the hospital to deliver
| Marriage jokes
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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What's Christmas called in England
| Christmas jokes
What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !
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What is old and ugly and can see just as well
| Witch jokes
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?