Q: Where do you look for
| Blonde jokes
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
| Blonde jokes
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
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How many students does it take to change a
| School jokes
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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How do whales type e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and the best coaches.” “I know, and that’s all right,” Satan answered unperturbed. “We’ve got all the umpires.”