Teacher: I'd like a room, please.
| Travel and tourist jokes
Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.
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Willie: "I have an awful
| Teeth jokes
Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
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What's the difference between a new husband and a
| Men jokes
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
| Frog jokes
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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Why is an engaged girl like a
| Telephone jokes
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said. “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!