Your ugly.
| Beauty jokes
Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll
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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Last year's Christmas pudding was so
| Christmas jokes
Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!
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One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
| Humor jokes
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.”