How do you know you're leading a sad
| Dirty jokes
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!
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The blonde was at
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The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at
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Mum: How can
| Children jokes
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!
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My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
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My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her
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During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, “Hey, Juan!” A soldier jumped up and replied, “What?” The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out, “Hey, John!” An American replied, “John isn’t here. Is that you Juan?” The Mexican general stood up, “Yeah” . . .