When does a person decide to become an

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in

| Idiot and fool jokes

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.

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Do Apes kiss?

| Gorilla jokes

Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!

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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I

| Waiter jokes

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his

| Children jokes

'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt. 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet. 'But they are the only feet I have.

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Why did the Romans build

| History jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.