Policeman: How can you say
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
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Q: What's the difference between trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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What do you call a ghost on the
| Internet jokes
What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
| Lawyer jokes
Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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And hows yer wife, Pat? “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous she is?” “No, she’s too weak t’ be dangerous anymore!”