What's the difference between a penis and a
| Dirty jokes
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Did you hear about the piglets
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
| Apple jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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A man and his son were
| Dog jokes
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had
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What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!