The surgeon told his patient that woke
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
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First Witch: I like your toad.
| Face jokes
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.
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A patient came to
| Dentist jokes
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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At our local
| Restaurant jokes
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?'
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Was the principal's brother really a
| Cannibal jokes
Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line’.