Why did the bus stop?
| Bus jokes
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he com
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on
| Various animal jokes
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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What do you call an intelligent man in
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. ‘How did your trunk get so neat?’ she asked her messy daughter. ‘It was easy,’ said Julie. ‘I just never unpacked!