What purrs along the road and leaves
| Various animal jokes
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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How do
| Aardvark jokes
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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A German woman is walking down the street.
| Blonde jokes
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.
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What do you call a man who opens the car door for
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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The Ten Commandments Of Employment
| Business jokes
The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. If it's the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it's handwritten, type it. if it's typed, copy it. If it'
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Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.