A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last

What happens when ducks fly upside

| Bird jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

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What's as big as an elephant but

| Elephant jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !

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What salesman has the slickest line?

| Salesmen jokes

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

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Why did the banana go out with the

| Banana jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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Did you hear about the

| Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.