A wife was
| Marriage jokes
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me." The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
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Why did the two knives go to the dance
| Dance jokes
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
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Q: What's delaying the Polish space
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
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A blonde walks into a hair salon
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe ou
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Doctor, are you sure Im suffering
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus. "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
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When did Caesar reign ? I didn’t know he reigned. Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?