Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
| Beauty jokes
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
| Food jokes
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
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Q. "Why does the Navy put
| Military jokes
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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No, no, no! said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. “I cannot see you today!” “That’s fine,” said the salesman, “I’m selling spectacles.”