What do you call a pig with the flu?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
| Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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Doctor, Doctor my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
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Father: I want to take my girl our of this
| Parent jokes
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.
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What do you get if you cross a grizzly
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. “It was late at night’ says the pilot, Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings.” “I’m sorry,” says the auditor, “but you’ll have to bear the cost yourself.” “The cost of what?” asks the pilot. “Of the bearings you lost.”