Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a
| Dog jokes
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
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What should you do if you see a vicious
| Dog jokes
What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.
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Why didn't the two worms get on
| Insect jokes
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
| Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
| Internet jokes
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.”