Q: Which way did the programmer go?
| Computer jokes
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
| Lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
| Money jokes
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
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A doctor, an engineer, and a
| Heaven and hell jokes
A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to
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Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !