What famous painting do cows love to look
| Cow jokes
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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What did they call the canary that flew into the
| Bird jokes
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
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Why does a mother carry
| Baby jokes
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.
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What dog would you want on your American football
| Dog jokes
What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!
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Me: "What is that noise?"
| Computer jokes
Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Like a fax machine or something?" Customer: "I don't know. Some
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.