Did you hear about the skunk who
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
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Yankee & Vietnamese
| Vietnamese
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, ""What kind of ""ese"" are you? ""Excuse me?"" ""What kind of ""ese"" are you?"" ""Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant."" ""Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?"" ""Oh! I
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What did the cannibal have for
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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An old fellow came
| Doctor and nurse jokes
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the pati
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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at
| Dog jokes
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !