A couple have not
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a bir
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the s
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While driving down the
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While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back tow
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What insect lives on nothing?
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What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the “Roverlutionary War!”