I told you not to let those pigs In my office.
| Pig jokes
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
| Witch jokes
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
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What do you get from pampered cows?
| Cow jokes
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
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Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
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Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.