What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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A cub reporter for
| Journalist jokes
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts." The Editor scolded the new reporter, "Thi
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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
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What advice to cows
| Cowboy jokes
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
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A brunette,
| Blonde jokes
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the re
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Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!