How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold
| Cat jokes
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
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How do you go about hiring a horse?
| Horse jokes
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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How many seasons are there in a dogs life
| Dog jokes
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
| Blonde jokes
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sh
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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks
| Parent jokes
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he he
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How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.