Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
| Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
| Birthday jokes
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.” The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender. “Yeah, except today is the last night.”