Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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How do you spell elephant ?
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
| Religious jokes
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said t
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Q. How did the blonde die
| Blonde jokes
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
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Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !