What car do insects drive?
| Car and train jokes
What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
| Fishing jokes
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered bac
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MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice
| Monster jokes
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.
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Which bird is always out of breath ?
| Bird jokes
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
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Teacher: Did your parents help you
| School jokes
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.