believe that the members of the dental
| Dentist jokes
believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
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Q: What will you never say about a
| Music jokes
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
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Two newfies walked into a pet
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfi
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
| Lawyer jokes
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
| Halloween jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!